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You are missing the point Chris! The more we get screwed the nearer we reach World Peace!!! lol Don’t believe me, uh?
Well, Most Christians believe it, that these unrests we see in the world as the “gathering clouds”, the signs of end-times! In fact, their leaders (who helped Bush to win in 2000/2004) even are happy to escalate the mess deliberately so that it would hasten Christ’s second coming!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran) believes that the 12th Imam who has gone in "occlusion" in the ninth century will arrive when the conflict between Islam and the infidels escalates; hence he is all happy if he could play a part hastening that imam’s arrival!
Jews long for that “grand finale”, arrival of their Messiah (not Christ, but a different guy), who they believe will bring peace to the whole world. As expected, they too are happy that a worldwide invasion of Israel would force God to send that Messiah immediately!
Hindus‘ Kalki is the tenth and final Maha Avatar (Great incarnation) of one of their gods, the Preserver. They believe that he will come to end the current Kali Yuga (age of Darkness and Destruction, a Hindu version of end-times), and bring eternity to all mankind. One guy happily said Kalki is already here in Bangalore, lying low until “bad becomes really bad” (meaning, you aint seen nothing! lol.
Probably, the rest of us who believe that we have already mutated and branched-off from being homosapiens, should play our part too… I think, since we don’t know which of these screwballs’ version is right, we should go ahead bite the bullet and screw all these religious folks in whichever way possible, that way at least one Savior will say “alright that’s it, I am going down to screw these mutants” and show up to restore the peace! lol.
Got better ideas than this one? HAHAA…
You are missing the point Chris! The more we get screwed the nearer we reach World Peace!!! lol Don’t believe me, uh?
Well, Most Christians believe it, that these unrests we see in the world as the “gathering clouds”, the signs of end-times! In fact, their leaders (who helped Bush to win in 2000/2004) even are happy to escalate the mess deliberately so that it would hasten Christ’s second coming!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran) believes that the 12th Imam who has gone in "occlusion" in the ninth century will arrive when the conflict between Islam and the infidels escalates; hence he is all happy if he could play a part hastening that imam’s arrival!
Jews long for that “grand finale”, arrival of their Messiah (not Christ, but a different guy), who they believe will bring peace to the whole world. As expected, they too are happy that a worldwide invasion of Israel would force God to send that Messiah immediately!
Hindus‘ Kalki is the tenth and final Maha Avatar (Great incarnation) of one of their gods, the Preserver. They believe that he will come to end the current Kali Yuga (age of Darkness and Destruction, a Hindu version of end-times), and bring eternity to all mankind. One guy happily said Kalki is already here in Bangalore, lying low until “bad becomes really bad” (meaning, you aint seen nothing! lol.
Probably, the rest of us who believe that we have already mutated and branched-off from being homosapiens, should play our part too… I think, since we don’t know which of these screwballs’ version is right, we should go ahead bite the bullet and screw all these religious folks in whichever way possible, that way at least one Savior will say “alright that’s it, I am going down to screw these mutants” and show up to restore the peace! lol.
Got better ideas than this one? HAHAA…
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